Have you ever wanted to be a cartoon hotties as Katara? You'll be awed by this minigame There will be no dialogues or stories, just an the interactive pov sex scene! Additionally, you'll also receive an array of options for customization that will allow you to create a scene that is thrilling for you personally! You can also play around with it for enjoyment.
uwu onichan dayski xdxd looolololol
pito ricooo bien negron :)))) xd buen juego vrother xdxd lol onichan te amo creacor, abisame si aras otro guego xdxd lol
2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
The sluttiest waifus and hentai girls are waiting for you right now! Create and chat with your own sexy hentai waifu and generate limitless ai porn, sex roleplay and erotic stories with them. 100% uncensored ask them anything. Don't make them wait and go chat with them to experience the best AI sexchat ever.
One of the most thrilling and exhilarating things you can do is dress up and fuck Raven. Her tight pussy will absolutely drive you crazy, and her stunning figure and curves are an enjoyment to behold. Nothing compares to the enjoyment of taking off her clothing and using your tongue and hands to examine her body. You can feel the warm coming off her body as you get closer to her, and her silky skin and sophisticated curves demand to be touched. You can tease her with your tongue and fingers up until it's time to fuck, then take your time and eventually penetrate her. As you push her to the verge of ecstasy, your thrusts will be deep and intense.
Are you into redhead gals, goth gals or perhaps crazy gals? Titans Tower is the terrific location where each and all of them can be discovered at the same time! End up being the novice superhero and take your possibilities on seducing Starfire, Raven or Jinx in this by all ways interesting experience mixed from visual novel, dating simulator and hentai parody! Each woman is a challenge and only fixing this challenge is the crucial to satisfying your wet dreams!
Several years have passed considering that the world of shinobi has gotten into and ruined your world. Though you have made it through and now spending your days with your roomamtes unde rthe watchful eye of your Landlady. However you have learned your lesson and you understand that just when you expect it the least the fate stirkes. You will have to deal with the shadow world of shinobi when again though this time around you wont be a scared kid without any power or skills to secure yourself and the ones you like. This time around you will enter their world first and ruin it develop the inside... or a lot of busty kunoichi will be enough to alter your mind?
To comply with the steps of your grandfather has never been more difficult, a lot more dangeorus and a lot more interesting than in "Salacious Spirits" - the visual book for adults only based on the popular world of "Bleach" series! End up being the leader of the Spirit Society by the bequest and gather the captains under your command thanks only to your battle skills, your appeals and your nature provided possessions!
This is a game regarding dating as it is: meeting hot looking chick becomes utmost test of all your skills and all your appeals. Research study the imformation, take note and believe genuine great on whatever you are preparing to do or to state. And prepare for assessment since only responding to all of her concerns properly will supply you with an appropriate dessert tonight. Best of luck!
You took pleasure in the artstyle, the story, the humor and general atmospehere of such prominent hentai themed games as "Witch Fitness instructor" or "Princess Fitness instructor" made by Akabur? However you always believed that they are way as well long and as well uninteresting to play them in their original type? Well, then you must try our version of these acclaimed games - enhanced with cheats and other fun functions!
Satoshi and Mary are in love though their connections are not in the very best shape lately. And the truth that long waited summertime holiday was cancelled due to Satoshi's uncle is not assisting in any way. However as the autumn comes near our heroes get a special invitation to an isolated island where they can check their feelings and lastly to find out are they destined to be together or not. Seems starnge? Seems questionable? You bet it is! However being in love is not regarding being affordable... even when it pertains to simple making it through.
Barely you have prepared to run an abroad hotel yet your grandpa clealry had other plans for you. So right here you are - alone in the foreign country dealing with a whole lot of issues that you didnt produce yet that you will have to fix. Thankfully you wont be left all alone in this circumstance and adorable looking elven housemaid will be assisting you. Yes, you have read it properly - an ELVEN housemaid! And indeed, she seems to be the most typical among all the other workers and particularly guests...
The worlds of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Avatar: The Legend of Korra" have lots of inspiring female characters. And indeed, this motivation helps hentai parody category also! In this visual novel blended with roleplay aspects you will satisfy your preferred female characters in a new setting of Ash Island - the tropical island which only seems to be a paradise on earth...
Thanks to category of interactive parody you will not just be complying with the experiences of primary characters of "My Hero Academia" - you will end up being one of them! And enter your own experiences, make your own friends and opponents and ofcourse get yourself a couple of very devoted fangirls! And indeed, this is where begins the part which you will never discover in any of the official stories...
4 Elements has formed this world. 4 Nations has actually separated this world. And just one pewor to bring everything back with each other in consistency. This power is... sex! That 's! Return to the well-known unievrse of "Character: The Last Airbender" but this time take component in a much a lot more adult experience: witness the legendary events, satisfy your favorite characters and ofcourse fuck and seduce as several hotties around a sonly feasible!
Just yesterday you were an uninteresting person living your broing life and today you are battling cirminals with superpowers as the member of superheroic team! Yeah, you never understand what will occur whenever you will go out in the street. Enter difficulties? Inspect! Get saved by busty superheroine in latex costume? Inspect! Turn all the superpowered women in your method into your own personal superbitches? Inspect, inspect, inspect!
Exactly how do you keep entering all those crazy circumstances at all times? The response is basic - you are surrounded by crazy people! And if the youth friend who takes pleasure in all kind of physical wrestling (yeah, including the one without any type of clotehs on) is kinda acceptable then where did the catgirl and robot came from?! Perhaps often you must just comply with the dream without asking...
Main heroine of our non-linear story is Sophia Parker - a wife and a mom. Due to her husband got a new task she and their kid and child had to transfer to one more city. And regardless of exactly how difficult Susan will try it wont be possible to live by her old order in a new location. Plus people around right here are not into new faces either. Will Susan take her life under contorl and keep her household together? Or will she let the challenges and complete strangers to dictate on exactly how she and her household should live, work and even like? Depend upon lots of difficult choises that you will make!
A new on-line game, with the addition of anime porn drawings celebrating the vacation season, may be a game you will not need to attend for summertime! Albeit the gameplay has arcanoid components, the aim is completely different. You continue to have to be compelled to use a moving platform to stop from falling flying plums, nevertheless there will not be any bricks to wreck as a result of a part of the obstacle is elsewhere - as time goes on, there'll be additional and additional plums of various sizes and colours on the playground! Score enough points to recreate the art, also cub in mind that you just will budge the platform not solely aspect to aspect, but up and down. Get as several points as you're going to be able to to realize access to the sport gallery, wherever you'll be able to love all the photographs while not dashing or distractions.
In this interesting hookup flash game you will enjoy watching pictures that are depraved with Busty anime women. This is a good game for undressing, but with some difficulties. So you see a lovely and Busty anime porn girl. She has a good figure and big Breasts. She is clad very attractive and you would like to make her naked. How to do it. There is just one way - to go through the maze. The fundamental rule - do not touch the walls of the maze, otherwise the game will end. Use the mouse to stir it inside the maze. You have to go through the whole maze from beginning to end. If you are fortunate, the game moves to the next level and the girl takes off some of her clothes. The more levels you go, the details remains for the girl. So if you're ready then let's play at this time. Also, look at the screen of the game. Her attractive figure catches your attention. Are you interested in seeing her naked? Then, try the next. You'll need to drag your mouse across the maze. You're done if you smack the walls of the maze with your indicator. Be cautious. It is possible to see a depraved appearance after you've completed the maze. The game then progresses to the next stage. You can take additional photos when you have completed several levels.|This hentai sex video game is a great choice for people who are drawn to gorgeous and beautiful anime ladies. If you are willing to tackle challenging tasks. Check out the game's screen. The maze is clearly visible. From the beginning to the final point, you should be able to see your mouse. It is not recommended to be able to touch the wall of the maze with your mouse. This will result in a loss. If you are the winner on your side, and the indicator rises towards the top of the maze you may see an attractive picture of Slut Hentai or sonsie women. The game will continue until the next level. There will be more shocking photos as you move through the game. Let's begin.|Hentai creative game. You can look at photos of Hentai ladies who are extremely attractive and hot. But, you may have to complete a task to see the grotesque image. Then, look at the screen. There is a maze. There is also an indicator. The indicator must be moved through the maze, starting from the bottom to the point. It's possible to get a terrible image if you attempt to accomplish this. The game could end when you hit the maze's walls with the mouse's indicator. Be cautious. After you've looked at the image, a new labyrinth will be displayed on your screen. There will be more photos of hentai as you complete. It's not easy however it's worth the effort. If you're up for it, begin and give it an attempt.|An enjoyable yet tough ready obtaining clothed. You identify a sensational woman. She has a sensational body as well as a big breast. She is fairly perfectly clothed, and also you intend to see her unclothed. What to do. Travelling through the maze is the only escape. The major regulation of the video game is to stay clear of touching the puzzle's wall surfaces in all prices. Relocate around the puzzle with the computer mouse. From starting to finish, you have to browse the whole maze. The game developments to a new level as well as the woman begins to eliminate some of her garments if you prosper. The lady's body components will certainly go away as you finish even more phases.|Are you all set to start an awesome trip to discover the old damages loaded with magical artefacts, strange Egyptian females, and animals of the evening? Experience a journey like nothing else as you make your means via the maze of treacherous catches and puzzles. Dodge harmful barriers, fearlessly fight beasts, and meticulously relocate via the treacherous surface. Your incentive will certainly await you at the end: an effective artefact and the satisfaction of the hot princess. Overcome your anxieties and start the pursuit of a life time. You wont regret it!|You get in the puzzle and quickly understand that this is not simply an average video game. Of all, you are surprised by whatever around you - vibrant illumination impacts, beautiful music and strikingly sensible photos of young appeals. When you experience a puzzle, you locate several alternatives for activity, and you have to make use of all your capabilities and skills to survive it. You have to listen and promptly reply to adjustments in the puzzle. All this will be worth it to you, since at the end of the journey a great benefit awaits you - pictures with wonderful asses, pink tits and young pussies. This is a wonderful hentai video game that will certainly aid you create focus and appreciate wonderful jerking.|Are you prepared to establish out on an amazing exploration to uncover the fascinating artefacts, enigmatic Egyptian females, and distressing pets of the evening located within the old damages? Make your means via the puzzles and unsafe catches to have a journey unlike any kind of various other. Stay clear of dangerous obstacles, valiantly encounter animals, and continue meticulously throughout the treacherous landscape. At the verdict, you will certainly be compensated with the satisfaction of a potent relic and the seductive princess. Face your fears head-on and head out on the trip of a life time. You wont be sorry!}
In this Japanese flash game, you will learn the story of a youthfull nurse who took part in medical experiments. She lies on a table in the medical room and you will have to conduct experiments. Use your mouse to interact with the game and the machine for experiments. Start by injecting the nurse with drugs so that the girl falls asleep. Then insert the probe into her slit to see the vagina from the inside. Use the tubes to run a colonoscopy. Then embark piercing the girl's nips and see out for heart rate and worry. After that, fuck the girl with a thick visor to satiate your eagerness. Record experiment results on paper. This game is in Japanese but intuitive. So let's get down to medical testing at this time.
This interesting and interactive fuck-a-thon flash game will tell you a story about a youthful and beautiful Japanese college girl. So you see her in the street. She's damn sexy. To interact with game objects use the mouse. To embark mowing the hands of students She will embark talking on the phone. It ends up her friend bankrupt her leg. Schoolgirl need to come to Vney in the hospital. But for this, she will need to take the subway, where there are many strange and depraved guys. The student does not love them. But a friend tells how to overcome herself. Schoolgirl must envision that she is a super fuck-a-thon star. And all the guys want to thrash her youthful cunt. It undoubtedly helps the student to get on the subway. In the truck, the insolent dude comes up to her and starts flirting. A student recalls the classes of temptation and the fun embarks. Find out the continuation of the story at the moment.
This interesting flash game will allow you to embark an venture in a dark and damp maze. First you have to choose a heroine. Then customize it, choose a race and ability. After this, set off. To stir through the maze use the keys WASD. At times you will come across chests - they can be useful things or potions. Use them wisely. Also, you can see monsters and have fucky-fucky with various creatures. This is a very arousing escapade. If you prefer to explore and look for something new, then this game is certainly for you. Start your escapade right now and detect all the secrets of the old and dark labyrinth.
It had to happen one day - our favorite celebrity girl from anime series"One Piece" Nami has run out of her luck! It looks like some bad guys from her previous has ultimately got their chance for payaback... and now Nami will be paying with her gorgeous assets right on the main deck of their ship! And everything is going to happen so rapid that you won't even see her takeing off her clothes and right from the commence she will be nude and ready to be used by any hard salami around her! From now on you can either enjoy her big tits being fucked or you could imagine that this is your manstick is slding between her tits at the minute sprayng the love juices all over Nami's face and causing her to spill her own love jucies in comeback! Nothing else to do in this manga porn parody but it is prettily done so any fan can enjoy it for couple of minutes before going on our website for much more manga porn parodies!
You have no concept what kind of demonic games you got involved into but one of these randy bitches has actually sended you back in time! Just how can you leave this weird period and obtain back right into your own? Only by discovering the appropriate connections between 2 times and using them as your benefit altering the weights of equilibrium between human beings and devils in this battle that chooses numerous centuries...
Animated parody that will show you what could happen between Ben and Gwen if they were more into fucky-fucky and less into saving the world from evil aliens. The real fun part will begin after Gwen and Ben ar efinally in the building. Gwen was drained so she has fallen asleep but for Ben it wa snot so easy... becaue he could see how gorgeous her booty is! After spending some time staring at Gwen's kinks Ben decided to act and how this will end you will see if you will play this animated parody by yourself! And playing it is very easy - all taht you need to do is to click on the arrow buttons that will arrive once you will stir your cursor to the left or right side of game screen. And the fact that a few scenes are produced from first-ever person perspective will undoubtedly incorporate some arousal!
What are you meant to discover at Hero Academia? Well, according to this game it is not so much regarding using your powers however more regarding seducing all the hot chicks around! As well as indeed, this likewise includes the most prominent (as well as attractive!) characters from the anime series yet in this game a few of them may become your friends while the others might quickly become your opponents - depends upon the options that you will make during the playthrough since this is not only a visual book however likewise a dating simulator.
Getting back home later than typical has virtually become your really last evening among the living when the abrupt assault of an oni has actually threatened your life... and this is just how you were intorduced to the world of Satanic force Slayers! You ready to remain at risk and weak say goodbye to so you prepare to face any type of training they have for you in order to become solid and secure individuals. Or perhaps you are doing it because here they have lots of hot women and you intend to attract and to fuck several of them? Well, this will certainly do as inspiration as well!
Ever wished to end up being the part of "Assault on Titans" wolrd? In this game you will get the cance! Though battling gigantic monsters and figuring out connections with fellow soldiers wont be in the primary focus of our roleplay experience. However what will be? Well, all your preferred female characters which you can flirt with, slip glimpsing at and even to fuck a few of them if you are lucky and individual enough!
Discussion: Total Comments : 12
yeah:
there's no volume!
Yyyy:
Uugfe3iuguxjcucucud
Nadzir :
I want play
Adun:
Love dwfwtmfhsmetk
lolitpornohentaixdxduwuonichan:
uwu onichan dayski xdxd looolololol pito ricooo bien negron :)))) xd buen juego vrother xdxd lol onichan te amo creacor, abisame si aras otro guego xdxd lol
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat